A sad bit of news for those of us whose student lives were spent watching the showPresenter Richard Whiteley dies. Richard had an atrocious knack for puns and wordplay, hopefully mine isn't in too bad taste.
I've just spent the last 3 days there on an Oracle Course learning how to improve database querying, which given the fact I've been trying to get on this course for 2 years turned out to be pretty good; but the city itself, is awful.
The hotel was a travellodge, a chain that is usually OK but not here. It was in the grimiest part of town surrounded by main roads and motorways. We were recommended by the staff not to park our car outside as it would get broken into and so had to find somewhere safer to park it.
There was no air con in the rooms and the windows barely opened, and given the heat wave it proved very difficult to sleep and when you did finally drop off you'd be awoken by a random crime event outside. On Sunday night it was someone running from an attempted stabbing, on Monday it was some middle eastern guys fighting and last night it was a car crash, or at least it's what it sounded like. The rooms only had 4 channels, not even channel 5. The ch…
Today in Croydon I was just walking along minding my own business when this old man who was walking towards me swung his umbrella at me. He didn't hit me but it was close enough to get my attention. Given that today was the hottest day of the year, I don't know why he needed to carry one. As he passed by I turned round to warn him to be careful but before I could say anything he was doing the exact same thing to a guy on a bike.
This is really really really good. It's much darker and less hammy than the previous movies and it restores the character back to greatness after Clooney killed it (or was it Kilmer). Christian Bale is surprisingly good as the lead. The only bad things with the film is that the fighting is shot too close to be able to follow and the baddies aren't as solidly defined as, say Nicholson's Joker and let's face it, how could that be bettered? Katie Holmes plays a really good Mary Jane which given that this is Batman, not Spiderman is a bit of a shame. Her role is very similar to Kirtsen Dunst.
I really liked what Christopher Nolan did with Memento and he's done a good job directing this.
There was also a killer bit of bass when the batmobile started up that vibrated the seat :D Oh, and watch for the continuity mistakes when he's driving that. One shot he's sat up, then he's lying down, then he's back.
Did you really think I'd see this piece of shit? How did Vin Diesel expect to be taken seriously following this movie? In the UK a pacifier is called a dummy which is also the word given to someone who's a bit thick. Enough said.
Those of you who regularly go to the cinema will know who Pearl and Dean are. They're the company responsible for the adverts before the film starts with that Led Zeppelin type jingle. When I was seeing Batman Begins today the music had changed and a guy then dances in front of the logo whilst crossing from one side of the cinema to the other. I then cuts to an advert for Smirnoff where we see him close up. This guy is Salah who I've seen at the B-Boy championships on a couple of occasions; he is an amazing dancer and it's great to see him get acknowledged like this. If you want to know more about the promotion you can click here
Last night I was at a quiz night for work. Historically my team has done pretty well but more worringly I always seem to get very drunk at them. This time I promised myself I'd have no more than 1 bottle of wine.
After the 3rd round of 10 the first bottle was completed and a second bottle had been bought.
By the end of round 10 I think 4 bottles had been gone through (not all mine I might add) and there was still money in the kitty for more.
At closing time I can't recollect how much I'd drunk but somehow managed to get myself to the train station.
When I woke up I was outside the final underground station, a bit worringly given that I'd intended to catch a train, but at least I'd gone in the right direction. I managed to get some cash for a taxi to take me home the remainder of the way.
When I woke up (properly this time) the flat was smelling of kebab that I don't recall buying and which clearly I hadn't eaten.
I left work in good time today but when I got to the station I found that my train had been delayed and the next one was going to skip my stop which isn't great when it means I'm having to wait around for an hour. When one did come in it was an additional 40 minutes late so I was quite stressed at having to wait so long in what is a busy station.
I thought I'd go and see if there was a magazine I could read to pass the time and went into the shop and straight over to the computer magazines, however on the way was this guy moving extremely slowly.
Now for people who are use to the hectic pace that London runs at, and who know where they're going, there is nothing worse than having people in the way who seem to lack the ability to know where they're going and how to get there; they just seem to float. These include tourists standing on the left of the escalator, people who don't let you off trains and people who stop once they've got off the escalator.
Well after my previous post commenting on the poster censoring, I got the opportunity to see the film, and I was surprised. Like Ocean's 11 & 12 I thought the film would rely on the looks of the leads, this time Brad "looks like a monkey" Pitt and officially the most beautiful woman in the world, Angelina Jolie, but the story was funny and the action sequences very good.
Angelina looked hot as ever although bondage gear really doesn't suit her, she looked ridiculous.
Oh, and the plot? they're husband and wife, going through a dull patch when they discover that they're both top assassins sent to kill each other. Their domestics involve shotguns and SMGs, nicely over the top. Perhaps the best scene is when they're starting to reveal their secrets whilst being pursued in a very crazy car chase.
Got sent these at work today and they made me laugh so I thought I'd share them.
My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child .... well maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we're not going to get much done."
I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening...Self-raising?"
The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into Boots and punched someone in the face.
Today I had to say goodbye to my boots that have been part of me since Christmas, not that long really. At the end of last week I managed to trip walking up the stairs into work and as I was putting my headphones away I couldn't break my fall and promptly executed a perfect faceplant; Bam Margera would be proud. In hindsight I should have checked to se if it had been caught on security tape, I could have made money out of it.
Getting back to the story, it turns out that the boot had split across the sole, whether it was the cause of the fall or the result of it I don't know but after that incident their days were numbered but rather than getting new boots I left it.
Today on the way home I caught a kerb and totally ripped into the front of the boot seperating the sole from the rest of the boot, so I had to make the journey home with the front of the boot flopping about like a leather crocodile. It was a bit embarrassing to see homeless people with better footwear than me on the…
Mr and Mrs Smith is out this Friday and I will definitely be going to see it. Whilst at the cinema on Saturday I noticed that something was up with the posters. Looks like photoshop has been used to remove the guns. I'm guessing it's bad to promote the killing aspect too much. Another example of political correctness gone too far perhaps. Here is the evidence.
This is the poster with Angelina and Brad sans firearms.
This is Brad without his gun, if it has been photoshopped they've done a good job.
This is Angelina without hers, the easiest cover up of the two.
Of course I'm assuming that the top picture is the original. It could be that the guns were added later, but then the picture wouldn't have fitted the film as it is about hitmen (or should that be hitperson given that one of them is a woman, looks like PC has got me too).
When I was at university I wrote a paper on morphing techniques in the movie industry. This website uses the most basic form of that technology to put two celebrities together to see what their kids might look like. It's quite a fun quiz, try it!
3 weeks til we see the latest fucked-up video from Chris Cunningham. If you've ever seen Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker" or "Come to Daddy" you know what this guy is capable of. Click here to see the trailer site.
Hmmm, what a weird film this was. Having never really understood the show I was completely out of my element. So why see it? Friends at work, who love the show, recommended it and so whilst I didn't really understand what was going on, I persevered with it and whilst not great it wasn't completely bad.
The story is that the residents of Royston Vasey, where the TV show is set, find their village being destroyed because the show writers aren't producing any more material. So they find a way into the real world to confront the writers who are busy writing new material for a new series called Evil King. So they also write themselves into that story to bring it to an end. All very weird indeed.
I knew the show was surreal but where did they come up with the idea of extracting a semen sample from a giraffe using an electric anal probe and having it ejaculate over a crowd of old women. Very weird indeed. The film also has some peculiar cameos e.g. Simon Pegg's arse as a messa…
Trying to get the look and feel of a comic book has been attempted over the years and the best had been Dick Tracy but now this film just pisses all over that. Using blue screen filming and a lot of digital effects, Robert Rodriguez has finally managed to get the comic look on the big screen. Some effects particular the weather effects are stunning and really add to the effect.
The film contains 4 stories from the Sin City books, 3 major ones and a minor story to open and close the film. Bruce Willis does well as Hartigan, an old cop in love with a young woman he rescued from a sex attack when she was younger. Clive Owen also plays a decent part as a guy who inadverantly kills a cop. But it's Mickey Rourke who steals the show as Marv, a thug looking for the killer of a woman he fell for. Like Travolta in Pulp Fiction, this film should relaunch his career. Elijah Wood also has a great part as a weird serial killer with a knack for ninja like stealthy mart…